Today on the BBC …

Last year, when I received the bill demand for the following year’s TV License and I realised how very little of the BBC’s output I consumed, I made myself an officially registered non-TV License payer. The rules did allow for the very few times I watched a show on catch-up on the iPlayer. Live broadcasts were a no-no.

Today that law has changed. Now everyone has to pay. By law. I believe another word for this is ‘tax’. To pay for the BBC’s remit which is to “inform, educate and entertain” the nation.

As I had said many, many years ago when I worked at BBC Television Centre (in News), the future of the TV License and the BBC is in peril if they don’t move to some kind of subscription model once we ‘go digital’.  The look of horror and disgust on the faces of my peers and bosses was picture. It would look great on the after-hours ‘test card’.

In order to attempt to diarise and document the output of the BBC, I’ve decided to start to list the daily output of the two terrestrial BBC channels, possibly for a week, to illustrate that being forced to pay £145 for everything  (even though I don’t own a television or radio) seems unfair.

If you love constantly gushing pundits of sports, then you can pay for it. (Not a sports fan here.) If you love eccentric time-travellers saving the universe, you can pay for them. (I do.) If you happen love watching endless stories about miserable and violent East Londoners, then go ahead, fund them too. If you like to listen to tales of farming communities causing drama and shagging each other, fill your (welly) boots and line their hats.

But being forced to pay for all of it, when all I have is the iPlayer – *A PLATFORM THAT BY ITS VERY NATURE COULD PROVIDE A PAID FOR, CONTROLLED AND RESTRICTED CONTENT NETWORK, WHEN NEEDED* – is totally unfair. And illogical. Pay as you ‘watch/read/listen’ seems to be the fair way to go. Get more viewers, make more money. Churn out rubbish, don’t.

Appeal to the masses. I get that. Many people do love sport. Loads of people are gripped by the dramas of dysfunctional, violent families in the capital. And many simply can’t get enough celebrities who can dance AND bake. If they want it, they’ll subscribe to it. Simple. I’m not saying don’t make these shows if people do want them, but why should I pay for them to watch them?

So: today on BBC1 :

  • People looking for forgotten relatives and their will.
  • People buying and selling old stuff.
  • News. (1)
  • Hospital doctors soap.
  • Police force soap.
  • Property shopping.
  • Quiz.
  • Antique valuations and sales.
  • Another pointless quiz. (That’s its name)
  • News. (6)
  • Saccharine chat/’report’ show.
  • Never-ending tales of miserable and violent east Londoners.
  • Clever animals.
  • A show about overpaid football players.
  • News. (10)
  • Documentary on the NHS.
  • An american movie.

See you tomorrow.

Update: WAIT.. there’s more.. for the hell of it, this is what’s on BBC2 today:

  • News.
  • Quiz show.
  • Old family sitcom. (‘not available on iPlayer’)
  • Another one. Hi-de-Hi. (seriously?)
  • Ancient political satire. Yes, Minister.
  • Snowdonia documentary.
  • Interior design show.
  • Antiques valuations and sales.
  • Quiz show disguised as debate.
  • Quiz show.
  • Gardening.
  • Restaurant shaming (and improving).
  • Health and doctors.
  • Ex-politicians and so-called celebrities go for a long walk.
  • Sitcom. (new!)
  • News(night).
  • Classical music. Best orchestra search.
  • Arts detectives.
  • An ex-TV-chef(?) travels the country to meet people who have met the Queen.
  • Funny man does serious job. (at 2am!)

The BBC does produce (at times) some great shows and content. And I’m happy to pay for the things I want to watch/listen/read. But with the consistently increasing amount of asinine shows they’re making (alongside an internet – and commercial channels – full of a vast choice of identikit alternatives) I’m finding it harder and harder to defend them (which I have done on many occasions) or pay for them (which I have also done on many occasions).

I was immensely proud to work there for four years. I miss it.

I think the solution is what should be a future version of the iPlayer. In which you’d have an account and you’d pay to stream the shows you wanted to watch.

I mean it’s not even rocket science any more to restrict a stream to those who have paid for it. People are increasingly getting used to just paying for what they want online. eg: Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO, etc. Yes, those are mostly US companies, but rest-assured that model is well on the way here. And if the BBC doesn’t stop looking back to the past, they’re going to be dead in the water. And it’ll be a very, very messy tragedy.

Long Live The BBC!

A while ago, Mike Arrington from TechCrunch called for the dissolution of the BBC at the FOWA conference. Today the BBC announces it is pulling the plug on the ‘BBC Jam‘ project – an online learning resource for school kids.

He has some regrets about what he said and asks today what people in the UK think about this and the boundaries that the BBC can go to or cross regarding all this.

I have a few things to say – some on top – some off – but just to give some more perspective to this conversation (I used to work for BBC News Interactive) :

BBC (especially in R&D) are always looking push the boundaries – without offending the license payer. And they have really done amazing things – especially in the past.

Back when radio started, the BBC created content and transmitted it : it sold many radios.

Same thing happened with television. The BBC helped to create the industry and helped (indirectly) sell loads of TVs through huge amounts of technical research and achievements. A ‘bit’ like Steve Jobs helped push portable audio and its formats by selling an iPod.

Arguably, without the BBC, the media industry it is part of wouldn’t be where it is today.

The BBC were recently told by the Director of Future Media and Technology (Ashley Highfield) that it must “Get web savvy or we die..”. There are going to be ALOT of changes coming in how the BBC manages and responds to its online strategies and goals set for the future.

‘Some’ people at the BBC look at you like you just produced fire from your hands if you mention ‘Web2.0’ and ‘social networks’ — “oooooh! prettyyy!.. must have some”

So, when the idea of a site for children’s education and learning comes up, all replete with tasty doses of ‘Web 2.0’, ‘ social networking’, ‘collaboration’, ‘virtual world’ etc. – which companies fall over themselves for these days (sometimes justifiably/worthwhile) – then you have to see what an easy sell it was to whatever board of people gave it the OK. (quite possibly, many of which didn’t have the slightest idea what it was – but it sounded ‘hip’ – so yay! let’s pwn it d00d)

I learned SO MUCH from the television as a child in the UK (as I am sure the teachers did too!). I learned alot of early computer skills on a BBC-A, BBC Micro, etc.. which OK, wasn’t strictly BBC, but I didn’t see Clive Sinclair or Research Machines claiming unfairness then – it was GOOD for the industry in the long run. Easy.

The BBC also has an obligation to outsource the production of a large percentage of content to outside companies/contractors. That’s where they give something back. Small companies can see their logo/credits role by and BBC1. What a feeling! Think of all the new leads and opportunities it creates for them.

Alas, not for those who are not chosen by the BBC. And I think you’ll find it’s those people who protest the most – and rightly so, in some cases – as here – possibly. I’m undecided about BBC Jam. I just wanted to add a bit more perspective.

The big thing that sets up the BBC as a huge target in all this is naturally the TV License. For those of you out there who still don’t know : Everyone in the UK who owns a TV set or a Radio is required by law to pay an annual TV License. A colour TV Licence costs £131.50 and it’s cheaper for a black and white set (lol).

So, it’s very much like a subscription model – but one you are forced into paying for, if you simply own a TV set.

As a child I used to ask “Then why doesn’t someone build a telly which can’t be tuned in to BBC1 or BBC2?” (we only had two BBC tv channels back then) – “Then we don’t need to pay the TV License” (which probably meant I could have more candy or something)

By removing those content channels from the device, surely we don’t have to pay for it.

What I’m getting at is, the BBC are forging forward into technology – sometimes forgetting the content itself (but that’s another rant) – in an area and network (the internet) where choice is endless. Also we have more and more digital tv channels cropping up all the time (mostly useless) – the choice is growing. Every second my eyes are watching YouTube or other video online, they’re not looking at the TV set (we already, forcibly paid for)

So, the more they develop online and digitally, I think the BBC will have to change to a subscription model eventually – because I can assure you, there’s a hell of alot more non-BBC content out there that I can put on my TV screen – and it’s growing by the day.

The TV License is likely doomed, but long live the BBC!!!