Apple in hard core photo scandal!!!

News just in: Apple has been found in a rather compromising position according to these photos. Apple can be seen involved in what can only be explained as hard core porn in hotel bathrooms around the United States of America. In one of the photos you clearly see two Apple representatives blatantly engaging in what purveyors of such delinquency call a 'side her'. 

Please take extreme caution when viewing these incredible photos, obtained from a secret sauce, who's name will be obvious to many at such a time as this.

You have neen warned.